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weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

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*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

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drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

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wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

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gleaks:

i’m made of skin so I guess I’m skinny

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slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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kimkardahshian:

psychic? More like…PSY’S CHICK! lms if u have a crush on psy or if you gangnam smiled (:

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